Wishlist, or, Stuff with which to Furnish my Eventual Palace

• Fancy, battery-powered beard trimmer
• New netbook
• 3DS
• Wetsuit/shorty
• Android portable device of some sort that's more capable than my nook, namely a phone or tablet
• Decent french press
• Bike, although I should probably just get the one from my parents'
• Some sort of watercraft, or rental, and/or lesson (e.g., this)
• Musical instrument:
  • MIDI/USB-capable keyboard (preferably small)
  • Guitar or bass, although I should probably just get these from my parents'
• Uzebox core and Uzebox board
• Dremel or suitable knockoff
• Something to backup to
• Swords and Sworcery LP and/or tape (!!!) Foolishly bought it myself. I own neither a tape deck nor a record player.
• Indie Game: The Movie soundtrack LP and shirt